The Smarkiest Smark in all of Smarkidom!: Archive

Mar 31st

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“Professional wrestling is about big guys rolling around in the same way ballet...”

– The Footnotes of Wrestling: soliloquies, olé (via thesquaredcircle)

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thebritishvoice asked: Yeah, lets call it a park! Or make it into a theme park?

And yeah, I should... Give it a Harry Potter book...

WAIT! What if I give that Penguin, a Penguin bar for substance? What would happen?

Mar 30th

Well I best tinker off to bed now.

Night tumblr.

Mar 30th

thebritishvoice asked: Are we near a park?

Well, same really. Just college work, sorting out finances so I can move in September to Uni! Ah, if you must totter to bed, I won't stop you! Though I'll throw a penguin off a cliff or something... I dunno, we'll see!

Mar 30th

thebritishvoice asked: It's my Smark from another... Park?

That doesn't work...

How ya been, pally?

Mar 30th

thebritishvoice asked: I haven't spoken to you in a while...

I feel this must be remedied...

Hi.

Mar 30th

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chelseaax-deactivated20110507 asked: If you could change any five superstars' themes, who's would you change and possibly what to?

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Four days until WrestleMania.

bestintheworld-:

Mar 29th

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Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...

Mar 29th

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@thesquaredcircle

I think they actually meant DOUCHER. At least one message that certain people received had the word “DOUCHER” in it. Whomever wrote it should be taken to the dark side of the maroon and forced to watch Great Khali matches until they go insane.

Mar 29th

@Amy

Someone was trolling everyone after this week’s RAW finished. It was pretty funny. DOUCHER. OH GOD I AM SO CUT.

Mar 29th

@Shanae

I ultimately decided against using PayPal. I’m paranoid when it comes to security and my identity and all that other rubbish. I’ll find a way to pay for WrestleMania, DON’T YOU WORREH.

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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smarky-smark asked: IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

Mar 28th

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Anonymous asked: We all think its you

Mar 28th

6foot7foot: Cena…is…is that you?

Mar 28th

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Anonymous asked: HAHAH What a broke ass nigger doucher you are. Cant even afford stuff good. TWC hates blacks and fags and fat ass mammas boys like you doucher

Mar 28th

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@protodile

I have considered doing that in the past, but I’ve heard a lot of “horror stories” regarding paypal. IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE GENEROSITY OF THE TWC. (Which I will have to repay somehow.)

Mar 28th

@figurefourleglock

Yes! That’s a brilliant idea! I wouldn’t feel as bad receiving money from fellow wrestling fans if it was only a dollar I was getting from them. No idea how to set up a donation thing though.

Mar 28th

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@bestfuckingfriendsforever

IT’S SOMETHING I WILL CONSIDER WITH GREAT CONSIDERATION! Either that or i’ll just get some of my money that is residing in Mandurah and put it on my bank account…

Mar 28th

@bestintheworld-

SERIOUS?! I couldn’t ask you or any other wrestling fan on here to do that. You guys should use that money to order WrestleMania yourselves. Thanks though.

Mar 28th

Definitely want to order WrestleMania now.

But I don’t have enough cash. Plus the other “less legal” options are always laggy and shitty. NEED MONEY FAST.

Mar 28th

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Brilliant RAW

Absolutely brilliant. No overuse of hype videos, two epic confrontations, some good wrestling, and commentary which didn’t distract from the action. If there was a low point, it was the Snooki/Stratus interview segment. Snooki was drunk off her ass and totally brought down what could’ve been a half-decent promo. Otherwise, yeah, brilliant. Cena dropping The Rock will be remembered...

Mar 28th

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