me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
Ba harmy putar? GLARCH!
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
cosmo-kramer-the-assman: vincent van gogh fuck yourself
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
Being invited to a party solely because you know...
And the HOT LADIEZ will only go to said party if you go. I don’t know whether to feel complimented or insulted.
Highlights of Sat Training
- Being told I have the best shoulder blocks out of everybody (that was there) - Managing to do the “over-the-top-rope one hand exit” thingy properly. - Chopping the shit out of people
HATCHING THE MASTER PLAN
OF COURSE I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING STUPIDLY CONVOLUTED If I didn’t I wouldn’t be able to bullshit my way through three years of University essays now would I?
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
lolsofunny: LOL here!!:D
dustyanus: thatderpwearingafedora: tunapuss: charlizesittheronmyface: iwillalwayslovethefool: Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well what they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL” SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL? MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
plot twist: tyrone gets his shit together
Note Card Wisdom