The Smarkiest Smark in all of Smarkidom!

So today

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 22:16:37 +0800

I and a couple of others went to the zoo with Low-Ki.

Yep.

A compilation of all the weird shit that happened last night/this morning

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 12:45:29 +0800

- Dressed up as a Hunter from Left 4 Dead for a party. Got so many weird looks on the way there.
- Costume started falling apart about five minutes into the party.
- Got the same girl’s number twice. (IDK either)
- Gave up my jumper for someone. They then traded back my jumper for my shirt.
- Was the last person awake. Walked home at around 5:00am in full costume.
- Walked home wearing another guy’s jacket. Never did get my shirt back from the random either.
- Fell asleep at about 5:30 - woke up at 10. NOW TO PARTY AGAIN

Lord London Hargraves AMAZING PIC

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 10:46:14 +0800

Lord London Hargraves

AMAZING PIC

@thebritishvoice

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:46:02 +0800

Definitely the idea I would’ve gone with.

@thebritishvoice

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:35:03 +0800

That logic makes no sense to me though.

Surely if their kid should’ve had your part then THEY WOULD’VE HAD THE PART TO BEGIN WITH

Ugh…logic is lost on some people.

@thebritishvoice

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:22:24 +0800

BIG BOOT ALL THE SONS

Nah his son isn’t that bad - it just seems to me that he thinks he suddenly has the most valid of opinions on wrestling just because his son is a wrestler.

IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY YOU’RE ONLY HERE TO TOW THE RING STUFF BACK AND FORTH IF I WANT ADVICE ON TOWING I’LL ASK YOU OTHERWISE FUCK OFF

Who's opinion should I take on board?

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:10:27 +0800

The opinions of three separate groups of fans who said they loved my match and my character?

The opinion of one man who says my match was “really lame” (OH BUT IT WAS THE OPINION OF SOME OTHER FANS AND HE’S JUST RELAYING IT TO ME) who hasn’t had a positive thing to say about any of my wrestling since I started?

@Evie

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:35:13 +0800

QUIET YOU

I RESPECT THE OPINIONS OF RANDOMS I’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE AGAIN MORE THAN THOSE OF PEOPLE I HAVE KNOWN FOR YEARS

Friend of one of my co-workers came to the counter today

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:31:10 +0800

Told me my hair was lovely and that I shouldn’t get it cut.

SEE EVERYONE ELSE?! SHE GETS IT!

captainradicool: peaceful-serenity-for-all: captainradicool: g...

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:49:14 +0800

captainradicool:

peaceful-serenity-for-all:

captainradicool:

gettin a lot done on this paper, I’ll tell you what

Reminds me of that spongebob episode.

that’s the point that’s literally the joke here in this picture

metallikato: Fun fact: whenever marble displays...

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:45:30 +0800

metallikato:

Fun fact: whenever marble displays yellow/brown-colored stains like those above, it’s the result of the marble absorbing oils.

From human hands.

Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue’s boobs.

Photo

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:42:12 +0800

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Mon, 29 Oct 2012 12:20:56 +0800

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Mon, 29 Oct 2012 12:20:12 +0800

Colt Cabana: Slayer of Giants, Destroyer of Chairs.

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 00:02:16 +0800

Colt Cabana: Slayer of Giants, Destroyer of Chairs.

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Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:29:32 +0800

enzakel-amos: The dark side is strong

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:11:02 +0800

enzakel-amos:

The dark side is strong

Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:49:37 +0800

Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired
Me at 4 AM: i must WRITE A NOVEL

@Desi

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 08:33:13 +0800

It’s cool :) - you had a legitimate reason.

NHPW: Southern Impact 2012

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 08:29:30 +0800

What a fantastic night - words cannot describe how truly amazing it was.

Packed house - lively crowd (I got a mixed reaction BEFORE I EVEN STEPPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE ENTRANCE CURTAIN) - all the matches were great - GOT FIRST PICTURE WITH A FAN (even when I wasn’t in my gear) and yeah.

BRING ON FINAL CHAPTER